There was this man
his name was Diebel
He had a patient
who was very feeble
She once went to college
and learned to spell.
Well here is the problem
and I'll tell you now
Guess what happens
when I spell
His name
always wrong.
I put the “e”
before the “i”
And that makes Dr. Diebel
cry.
The least I could do
is take the blame
For refusing to learn
how to spell his name.
~ by S. V.